Cocktale Hour

 They can't all be winners, right? That's what I tell myself as we skyrocket towards episode 200. I'd say to let us know what you think, but that is rare, isn't it. Let's talk about being censored by the current government for our ideology and how healthcare has become my voting single issue. Good luck out there friend!

 Months, I tell you. That is how long it has been. We are back with disinformation, some funny stuff and more educational commentary than you can shake a stick at. We should be good to go until the FCC shuts us down, so hang in there America!

Summer keeps plugging along and we are talking about Kelly's new car and how John could stop talking about the Epstein files if someone gave him a good healthcare option. Wasn't that something that the orange guy promised a decade ago? Happy Birthday Mick Jagger and please welcome our new sponsor, Clem's Truck Stop at the crossroads of Highway 1 and 16 in Canada. Where all the best lot lizards hang out.

 Happy 249th America, we wish you the best. This week we talk about what makes someone cool based on an article Kelly found online. Danny realizes painfully that he has no style and wonders if it is too late to look like Billy Jack from the 1971 classic. In terms of Hedonistic, Powerful, Extroverted Adventurousness we continue to realize that we are 13 year old boys at heart.

 Admittedly it has been a good few month hiatus, but we are back in action, finding our voice again. Do you want to hear about politics, ICE raids, protests, the loss of the rule of Law in America, how we are headed for a dictatorship....us either. We're going to talk candidly why we've been out of touch since March and get into the really important issues, like blood pressure and Yellow #5. Let's go!

 This is the last episode of the Spring, so we've packed it chock full of extra nonsense. Danny is oddly concerned about the environment, Kelly is ditching his gas stove and John just wants to make a quick buck by exploiting elderly porn stars...what else is new? Oh, we're also looking for a new intern so if you know someone....